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The Legal Page!
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Beware the Legal Attack Sharks
All content owned/created by Afghan Hound, except the
stuff that isn't, which is mainly some clip art and many images of
Pikachu. Feel free to copy stuff of mine, a credit somewhere would be
nice, but I wouldn't worry too much. On the other hand, if something
here looks surprising like something you own, and I shouldn't be using
it then please let me
know - hey, most of non-Afghan content comes from "100% Free Clipart!!!!"
sites who might well be grabbing copyright stuff from anywhere they can find
it just to annoy me. shrug
All trademarks owned by their owners, whoever they may be.
Infomation is supplied under the wacky believe that is is accurate,
and that it might be useful, however it is still offered WITHOUT ANY
WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS
FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. Any use of this product, in ANY MANNER WHATSOEVER,
will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although NO LIABILITY
is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately
lead to the heat death of the universe.
Offer not valid with any other. Void where not applicable.
Cash value 0.0001p. Best viewed at 1600x1200. Keep out of reach of children.
In the event of fire, please use the marked exits. Your home is at risk if
you do not keep up repayments on a morgage or other loan secured on it.
Do not expose to water. If symptoms persist, consult a doctor. Product
may contain nuts.
- Question: Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy.
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?".
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have
a lawyer for my 'gator."
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their
seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if
everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one
lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
