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Jedi Knights: the Shocking Truth.
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Evolution of a Jedi Master 
"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not." - Yoda.
But what did he look like nine hundred years ago? Move him back in time to
discover the frankly disturbing truth.....
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Slide your mouse along the numbers to regress everyone's favourite Jedi Master
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<- Young Yoda |
See what the young Yoda's favourite hobby was.
Update!
Yes, indeed, an update. Our army of carefully trained research cockroachs
have recently unearthed yet more evidence for this
shocking[1] theory...
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Disturbing
In action, Emperor Palpatane (TM LucasFilms) of
the Evil Empire (TM Microsoft) using the power of
the Force (TM Sir Issac Newton (Forces) (Ltd)) on Luke
(TM God) Skywalker(TM
LucasFilms). Except it isn't actually the Force (TM
LucasFilms); looking closer, you'll notice that it is in
fact an electric attack. Although the precise nature of the attack
cannot be determined from a still, it would appear to be a thundershock.
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More Disturbing
Here we see someone else trying, with at least some success, a mystical
lightening type of attack. You'll notice two things. Firstly that this is
indeed another electric attack, Pikachu style: The evidence mounts,
doesn't it? Secondly you'll notice she isn't actually a Jedi
(TM LucasFilms), but we kinda needed some
excuse[2] to put up a picture
of Willow. We appreciate it's a weak excuse, but then... Willow... ya know?
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Most Disturbing
And then, not twenty seconds later, our Willow again. Trying an unsuccessful
razor-leaf attack against the god of bad home perms. It goes to show electric
types shouldn't be trying grass pokémon attacks, but it also provides
the last, conclusive piece of evidence linking mystical people with
pokémon.
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We rest our case. We open our case. We take out
our packed lunch.
[1] We should probably say we're sorry for
that joke. But we won't. Sorry.
[1] You could make some case about the
current (6x08) Willow behavior and the descent into the dark side of the
force (TM LucasFilms) of the man in the black
plastic mask. Except that it would be speculation about the events of
Star Wars (TM Ronald Regan) Episodes 2 & 3 and,
worse, Buffy spoilers for people without sky.
